what emma swan is really thinking:
i had sex with a flying monkey
How the Charming family reacts to the news.
an octopus is just a wet spider
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
imagine being in ravenclaw and going back to your common room stumbling drunk in the middle of the night after a magical night of partying and having to answer a fucking riddle in order to get in your own goddamn bedroom
"what gets wetter and wetter the more it dries"
"your mom eeyyyyyyy"